FML...this has been a day for the books.

I think I bit off more than I can chew today. Scratch think, KNOW! Let's see, we start with...new blog, new Etsy page, new Facebook page promoting the F.A.T.S. Momma, maintaining my normal Facebook page, Craigslist, hotmail, new Blackberry (set up on that one is a bitch, shoulda got the iPhone!), Fayth and Abbi running under foot (will detail more of that later), Tallie and Samantha bored out of their sweet little 10yr old minds, cleaning, laundry, etc, etc, etc.......

So, in the mix of all my daily duties in cyberworld, Fayth decided to take advantage of mommy not being 100% focused on her. Little turd. She "helped" me feed Abbi. The entire can of peas. Yep, the ENTIRE can of peas. Have I mentioned that I HATE peas???? Oh yes, give me a shitty diaper..oh wait we had one of those earlier, hence no cover on the highchair...over a can of peas anyday! So this pea incident is coming after Abs' poop explosion, so the kid has had 2 baths today. Fast forward to nap time.

Ahhhhhh!!!!
NOT!!!!!

Fought with BOTH kids about a nap until Fayth decided to paint her eyes pink...with nail polish.
Yeah.

*SMH*

So after a FRANTIC call to the Pediatric Opthamologist, which tells us to flush her eyes, and a frantic call to Sam's mom, How fast can you get here???, Fayth is now peacefully napping in her little orange panties on my couch and Abbi is in bed. Time for a Sister Mary Cosmo. Oh hell, it's only 4:30pm.

F.A.T.S. What's in a name???

So, I'm sure you are all in suspense, right? What does F.A.T.S mean???? Well, it stands for F Fayth, A Abbi, T Tallie, and S Shawn. My 4 wonderful and amazing and drive me to the next galaxy crazy kids.

Shawn is actually the oldest, he's 13 going on 30, my wiz kid that knows E V E R Y T H I N G. He and I had many conversations over acryonyms that would incorporate their initials and yet be a, kinda funky name. We ruled out, STAF, (no one wants to buy something made by a business named STAF....hello STAPH infections?!?!) TAFS, AFTS, and well, FATS just kinda stuck. It felt "right". So, you know a little about the S in FATS, let me introduce you to the rest and my inspiration for my custom creations. T aka Tallie aka Drama Queen, is my 10yr old pre-tween. Lord, help us all with this one. She's got enough imagination for 10 countries and some to spare, energy and appitite to match, and my first born and oldest "Princess". F Fayth, the "middle" daughter, just turned 2 and LOVES mommy's new pretties. This is my girly girl and my model for all the new tutu's and hair pieces. A Abbi, well, this is my Bug. Abs will be 1 this month, and she's my baby. Total momma's girl and I love EVERY minuet of it. So, I'm sure you've concluded correctly, yes we have 4 GIRLS! My poor husband, right??? Yeah. Sure.

A New Begining

Day 1.

Hello all! Happy Monday! What a GREAT way to start the week, a new blog! First and formost I want to give a shout out to my special friend Crystal, for the help and encouragement in starting this. This wouldn't be happening without her. :0)

So, I ask that everyone bear with me, this should be a very interesting ride. I'm starting a new business and trying to maintain my sanity as a stay at home mom to 4.