Monday, July 19, 2010

FML...this has been a day for the books.

I think I bit off more than I can chew today. Scratch think, KNOW! Let's see, we start blog, new Etsy page, new Facebook page promoting the F.A.T.S. Momma, maintaining my normal Facebook page, Craigslist, hotmail, new Blackberry (set up on that one is a bitch, shoulda got the iPhone!), Fayth and Abbi running under foot (will detail more of that later), Tallie and Samantha bored out of their sweet little 10yr old minds, cleaning, laundry, etc, etc, etc.......

So, in the mix of all my daily duties in cyberworld, Fayth decided to take advantage of mommy not being 100% focused on her. Little turd. She "helped" me feed Abbi. The entire can of peas. Yep, the ENTIRE can of peas. Have I mentioned that I HATE peas???? Oh yes, give me a shitty diaper..oh wait we had one of those earlier, hence no cover on the highchair...over a can of peas anyday! So this pea incident is coming after Abs' poop explosion, so the kid has had 2 baths today. Fast forward to nap time.


Fought with BOTH kids about a nap until Fayth decided to paint her eyes pink...with nail polish.


So after a FRANTIC call to the Pediatric Opthamologist, which tells us to flush her eyes, and a frantic call to Sam's mom, How fast can you get here???, Fayth is now peacefully napping in her little orange panties on my couch and Abbi is in bed. Time for a Sister Mary Cosmo. Oh hell, it's only 4:30pm.


crisc23 said...


F.A.T.S Momma said...

I know right?!?! And now you should see my living room.